So... apparently gays are responsible for the growing threat of rabies running through Chelsea? I kid you not! Jennifer, who I shall henceforth dub Lady Fang, and I were walking up 6th Avenue today and written across several posters on the avenue was a serious public service announcement: Gays Give Rabies. We're raccoons!
Wtf
So... Gays Give Rabies
Madonna - What the Phuck?
Before I begin my coverage of Mens Fashion Week and Fall Couture, I have to let the world know how irritated I am with all the heresy being committed against my Queen, Madonna. Between reports of a failing marriage to Guy Ritchie and rendevous with A-Rod, I've been in a state of practical disgust wanting to destroy the media industry. Syphilis upon their houses! Honestly, as if the world isn't already filled with traitors to her Madgesty, whoever is coming up with these stories deserves to be exiled to the furthest reaches of our solar system... without toilet paper!
Of course there are those whose loyalty wavers and probably believe the lies being spread about her and won't ever 'fess up to it, on the dance floor or otherwise.
Heaven knows that all this shit floating around isn't going to stop any time soon. It's an extremely convenient time for it too, with the Empress preparing for her Sticky and Sweet Tour, which I'm depressed about because I can't get tickets(Oh the misery!).
Madonna, my Lady, if you ever read this, please know I'm with you. I know that people can't stand it when someone meets success, let alone ongoing success. Keep on workin' your magic and setting the standard for musical artists everywhere.
